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SATURDAY, OCTOBER 11, 2008 12:42 PM
... A Canine President would also act quickly to sniff out some important policy issues. For instance... Health Care. Every dog and person would have the right to an annual heart worm test, fecal exam, bordella shot and rabies vaccination. Of course since dogs don't have money, someone else would be responsible for paying for this right.
WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 08, 2008 6:04 PM
So, you might be wondering what a Canine Presidency might look like. Would it be a period of 'Change,' 'Reform,' 'Marverickiness?' Do can at least be sure that if a pitbull was elected he would have to vow to wear lipstick. (You know so it would appeal to all the hockey moms out there.)
… growl, rumble, churn, growl, rumble… man, it sounds like a herd of cats are fighting over the last spot on the scratching posting post in my stomach…   I’m so hungry I could eat an elephant…  course I’d have to eat it one bite at a time… sniff…. sniff…   wonder what’s in the bowl this morning?  I sure hope it’s not [...]
… nothing could be finer than to be in Carolina in the morning… … yawn … streeeetcccccchhhhhh… oh, nothing better than a mid-morning nap laying in the sun on a cool South Carolina fall day… now, that I’m awake though I wonder what I’ll do to entertain myself this morning… … sniff… hey, what’s this in the [...]
… run… run… run… pant, pant, pannnnntttt…  whew… those squirrels are fast this morning…  I wonder if it’s all the acorns they’ve been eating…   maybe I should eat a few and see if it helps my speed?   … munch, munch… crunch, crunch… YUCKKKK!!!!   Spit, spit….  oh, these things are terrible… how do squirrels eat these things?   [...]