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• Fanglish Flashback: All Present and Accounted For and Flee Control

  from Catladyland -- Cats are Funny: The Blog

  on Friday May 10th, 2013 at 10:18 AM

  It's time for a Fanglish Flashback! Test yourself: Do you remember these terms? All Present and Accounted For All cats are gathered around the present-wrapping supplies the human has arranged on the floor Mittens, Maurice, and Snowball wereall present and accounted forwhen The Lady began wrapping Christmas gifts. Flee Control The act of placing a cat in a closed room while movers or other humans come and go from a building, thus preventing the feline escape In an act offlee control, The...

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• Cat Truth #877: Cats Like to "Help."

  from Catladyland -- Cats are Funny: The Blog

  on Thursday May 9th, 2013 at 01:05 PM

  Cats love to "help" us with projects. Anytime I pull out craft supplies, the sewing box, gift-wrapping gear or anything that looks remotely interesting, my three nosy cats are all over the scene. They study everything I do and walk over, swat at and sleep on top of my supplies. They must really think we are helpless. Or just simple-minded. Thank goodness for their able paws.

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• Wordless Wednesday: Look At What Camera?

  from Catladyland -- Cats are Funny: The Blog

  on Wednesday May 8th, 2013 at 12:58 PM

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• Cats, Boxes and Short-Term Memory Loss

  from Catladyland -- Cats are Funny: The Blog

  on Tuesday May 7th, 2013 at 01:24 PM

  Cats will try and fit inside a box of any size. Look at Cosmo -- does he really think he can stuff his fuzzy frame into that box of Cheez-Its? He must, otherwise he wouldn't try ... over and over again. And he will slide across the floor, trying to wedge himself into that box until it hits the wall. He does it all the time -- like he thinks, "This time's the charm!" He must have short-term memory loss.

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• Smells Like Cat Food ... Or Butt

  from Catladyland -- Cats are Funny: The Blog

  on Monday May 6th, 2013 at 01:09 PM

  Her tongue either smells like cat food, cat fur, or her own butt. Or, really, another cat's butt.

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• What Happens When Your Cat Hacks Into Your Computer? I Wrote a Book About It!

  from Catladyland -- Cats are Funny: The Blog

  on Sunday May 5th, 2013 at 10:42 AM

  Excitement! After nearly two years since project conception, my cat humor book is finally available for pre-order and is scheduled for publication on September 3, 2013! Here's the 411: whiskerslist: the kitty classifieds is a cat parody of craigslist. It includes 160 posts of cat wheeling and dealing online while their humans are away. whiskerslist has a Facebook page! You can LIKE it by clicking here! Like I mentioned, you can pre-order whiskerslist. Click here to pre-order on Amazon.com...

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• Pillow Talk With My Cat

  from Catladyland -- Cats are Funny: The Blog

  on Saturday May 4th, 2013 at 12:42 PM

  This is what my pillow looks like when I wake up in the morning. I could only make this scenario more realistic to by adding the sound of Cosmo licking the wrought iron on the headboard. Close your eyes and imagine...Good Morning!

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• Friday Fanglish Cat Slang: The Glass Menagerie and Bow Diddley

  from Catladyland -- Cats are Funny: The Blog

  on Friday May 3rd, 2013 at 09:48 AM

  Hey, hey, hey! It's Friday Fanglish time and that means you get two brand new cat slang terms! Sharpen your pencils, folks -- here we go! The Glass Menagerie A group of cats trying to drink out of a human's water glass. The Lady walked into the kitchen and suddenly had a front row seat to a performance of The Glass Menagerie. Bow Diddley A cat who steals bows off of wrapped presents. The Lady always had the most boring-looking Christmas presents because Maurice was a total Bow Diddley. ...

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