Tonight's program is underbitten by Toyota.
...hey guys. Sorry I've been out of the loop: Holidays, family drama, a bit of traveling to (eek) countries where dog is a delicacy. It's really weird to be in cities where you don't see dogs. Very strange.
Anyway, I'm back and on the trail for dogs, both kinds, and of course, missing whelp mates. Without further adieu...I give you the Vilanchs.
Kinda reminds me of the Wilson sisters of Heart: the redhead, Nancy, and brunette Anne.
Helena Bonham Carter in Sweeny Todd channels the Demon Barker of Fleet Street.
...but not an all-around animal lover. This is the truth.
Note my not-so-subtle reaction to a feathered guest on my show. It is the Guam Rail, a species on the brink of extinction thanks to the enemy invader species the brown tree snake, which was introduced to Guam during WWII. It has since wiped out most native bird species.
You'd think I'd be kinder to the bird. Um..no thanks. Get me a dog any day.
Identical bitches.
Owner of one of fugliest dogs on the planet and Katherine O'Hara from Best in Show.
