Looking for Mr. Goodbark

...but not an all-around animal lover.  This is the truth.

Note my not-so-subtle reaction to a feathered guest on my show.  It is the Guam Rail, a species on the brink of extinction thanks to the enemy invader species the brown tree snake, which was introduced to Guam during WWII.  It has since wiped out most native bird species. 

You'd think I'd be kinder to the bird.  Um..no thanks.  Get me a dog any day.