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  • Not Worth Stealing

    from Jan's Funny Farm

    Wednesday December 24th, 2014 at 02:00 AM

    Square_140_2014_3-13_029_rszd MARCUS: This is my first Christmas and I'm very confused. CYNDI: Why? MARCUS: Because I thought it is supposed to be a time of giving. CYNDI: It is. MARCUS: Then why is Jan being selfish? CYNDI: How can you say she is being selfish? She's still providing meals and a roof over our heads. She plays with you and when the weather is decent, she goes for walks with you. MARCUS: Yes, but there is something missing. CYNDI: What's that? MARCUS: Treats. We have treats but Jan isn't giving them out....
  • The Screwdriver

    from Jan's Funny Farm

    Tuesday December 23rd, 2014 at 02:00 AM

    Square_140_2009_rusty_jun29-003_resized SAM: Hey, Rusty, you look deep in thought. RUSTY: I'm just thinking about how fortunate we are that Jan is forgetful but at least she hasn't lost all her marbles. SAM: I'm not sure what you mean. RUSTY: Well, Jan forgets to read the calendar and she sometimes forgets to feed us on time, but she's not a stupid criminal. SAM: Are you suggesting she's an intelligent criminal? RUSTY: No, I'm not suggesting she's any kind of a criminal. I'm just saying I'm glad she has some common sense even if...
  • Cyndi Turns 11

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    Monday December 22nd, 2014 at 02:00 AM

    Square_140_cyndiPERCY: *slaps Cameron in forehead* Atttttttttgh! How stupid! CAMERON: Hey, what did you do that for? I'm not stupid. RUSTY: Did he really call you stupid, Cameron? MARCUS: Yes, he did. I heard him. And he hit Cameron too. MERCI: Yes, you did do those things, Percy. Why did you hit Cameron in the head? PERCY: I suddenly realized we've been so busy we totally forgot about Cyndi's birthday yesterday. BUDDY: But if you suddenly remember something you forgot, Percy, you're supposed to hit yourself...
  • Ice Fishing

    from Jan's Funny Farm

    Sunday December 21st, 2014 at 02:00 AM

    Square_140_mvc_bw_resizedCameron: Jan said we're shutting down in five minutes so we better make a quick post. Cyndi: She was gone for hours and now she rushes us? Pooh! Marcus: This is the black and white picture from this weekend's art. We just love stately old buildings like this courthouse on the square. Merci: If you missed the other versions of this picture, check out yesterday's post, Bridge to Tuesday. Black and White Sunday blog hop is co-hosted by Golden Sugar and Dachshund Nola. Buddy: Our Sunday Smile is...
  • Bridge to Tuesday

    from Jan's Funny Farm

    Saturday December 20th, 2014 at 02:00 AM

    Square_140_mvc_sp_resizedCAMERON: It's time for weekend art again. Two of our favorite days of the week. MICAH: Every day is your favorite day, Cameron. That's what confuses us about you. Don't you at least dislike Monday? CAMERON: No. If there were no Monday, how would we cross the bridge to reach Tuesday? MICAH: I don't know. Maybe we could pay a toll? MERCI: This is our sepia photo for the week. It's an old photo of our courthouse at Christmas. Ruckus the Eskie and Earl & Ethel co-host the Sepia Saturday blog...
  • Sam Is Befuddling

    from Jan's Funny Farm

    Friday December 19th, 2014 at 02:00 AM

    Square_140_2006_rusty_buddy_oct31_002_rszdRusty & BuddyBUDDY: Okay, so I'm totally confused. Are we or are we not going to do a post today? RUSTY: Yes, I have the same question. Are we going to do a post today? MERCI: Of course we will do a post today. It's the Mousebreath interview we are postponing. MARCUS: Okay, got it. No mice are being interviewed today because they all have bad breath. PERCY: Where did you get that idea, Marcus? You've been here long enough to know Mousebreath is an ezine for cats. CAMERON: I think Marcus...
  • We Are Blown Away

    from Jan's Funny Farm

    Thursday December 18th, 2014 at 02:00 AM

    Square_140_jff_names_2014_resizedCameron: We are absolutely blown away by the sheer number of Christmas cards we have received this year. Sam: Speak for yourself. I'm too big to be blown away. I think you mean amazed by the sheer number. Cyndi: However you put it, we really are. We signed up for the Cat Blogosphere and Blogville exchange lists. Rusty: Since we are only able to send our homemade ecard, we assumed that's what we would receive - email cards. We send ours from the heart, so receiving in kind was fine with us....
  • Today is Wednesday

    from Jan's Funny Farm

    Wednesday December 17th, 2014 at 02:00 AM

    Square_140_dsc06039_resized MARCUS: Uh, hi there. Guess you're expecting a post today, aren't you? CYNDI: Of course they are. Why else would readers be here? MICAH: Well, we have a confession to make. MERCI And it's all Jan's fault! CAMERON: It is? I thought it was Percy's mistake. PERCY: It was not my mistake. It was just a momentary lapse in memory. RUSTY: Yes, you thought today was Thursday so you typed a Thankful/Thoughtful Thursday post for us. SAM: Only today is not Thursday. It's Wednesday. And it's already...
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