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  • Oven Incident

    from Jan's Funny Farm

    Friday October 24th, 2014 at 02:00 AM

    Merci: Uh-oh, who are we giving the Fractured Paw Award to this time? Micah: You need to ask? Who do we usually give it to?Rusty: Someone klutzy. Who do we know who has been klutzy this time?Sam: I'm surprised you need to ask. Jan, of course.Percy: So what did she do this time? Or should I ask what particular accident deserves this award?Cameron: I know. It has to be for
  • Peace and Quiet

    from Jan's Funny Farm

    Thursday October 23rd, 2014 at 02:00 AM

    Cyndi: Wow, if you want to be humbled, just disappear for a week and a half and then discover no one has noticed you were gone.Buddy: Yes, sad to say, the only ones who missed us were two non bloggers. We must be doing something wrong.Micah: Perhaps we should start passing out peanuts with each post.Merci: Peanuts, why peanuts? Furries don't eat peanuts.Percy: Well, how about
  • Marcus Flashes

    from Jan's Funny Farm

    Monday October 13th, 2014 at 07:27 AM

    Rusty: We just have to tell this story on the devil dog. Oh, sorry. On Marcus.Merci: The things this pup finds to get into often curls Jan's hair, even when the humidity is low. Cameron: Here is Marcus posing as if he is checking out a cat ball toy and actually behaving himself for once. Cyndi: Doesn't he look innocent? It never lasts, though. He'll do anything to get his
  • B&W Selfie Smile Winners

    from Jan's Funny Farm

    Sunday October 12th, 2014 at 02:00 AM

    Cyndi: Happy Sunday to all our six of our readers. Rusty: Are you serious, we only have six readers?Merci: No, Cyndi is exaggerating. We actually have seven.Micah: I thought exaggerating meant inflating the numbers, not deflating them.Camreon: I think you mean depreciating the numbers, not deflating them. Unless someone stuck a pin in the numbers.Sam: That would likely be Jan.
  • Today We Are Ish

    from Jan's Funny Farm

    Saturday October 11th, 2014 at 02:00 AM

    Cyndi: Before we do our post, we need to tell you we have not been beating up Jan. She has been busy beating up herself..We are innocent. See my halo? Wait. It must have fallen off when Marcus body slammed Sam into me.Micah: This is true. Somehow Jan managed to bruise the back of one hand some days ago and now it hurts. Wonder why it has taken so long for the pain to reach her brain?
  • Crash Bang Oops

    from Jan's Funny Farm

    Friday October 10th, 2014 at 02:00 AM

    Cameron: Last Friday, October 3rd, we heard thunder rumbling closer. All of a sudden B- A- N- G!!!!!Micah: Jan was sitting at the kitchen table balancing her checkbook. She shot straight up in the air from off the stool, and ran for the back door. Merci: Just as she thought, another accident. The white truck on the left and the truck in the middle of the intersection had collided.
  • Sharpen Your Mice

    from Jan's Funny Farm

    Thursday October 9th, 2014 at 02:00 AM

    Buddy: Hey, everyone, clean the wax out of your ears and listen up! We're having a dog Howloween .. um, Halloween costume giveaway. So sharpen your pencil and enter.Cyndi: Furries don't use a pencil, Buddy. We use a keyboard and mouse. Cameron: Okay, so everyone can sharpen their keyboards and mice!Rusty: That makes no sense, Cameron. Micah: Things seldom make sense around
  • Clown Soccer

    from Jan's Funny Farm

    Wednesday October 8th, 2014 at 02:00 AM

    Micah: I guess you all know Halloween is this month and it's fast approaching..Cyndi: We're going to celebrate with a dog costume giveaway from our old friends at Entirely Pets. Merci: They offered to send us costumes but we dogs weren't too cooperative last year so Jan declined.Cameron: And if you think the dogs were uncooperative last year, wait till you see what happened this eyar.
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