Welcome to DogTime.com



Jan's Funny Farm

  • No Room at Funny Farm

    from Jan's Funny Farm

    Wednesday October 1st, 2014 at 10:00 PM

    Cyndi We intended to tell you this story a few weeks ago but things have been hectic and we forgot.Buddy: We never forget. Jan forgets. We get left without a keyboard. That's not forgetting.Cyndi: Okay, then we lost our keyboard and ...Buddy: I didn't say we LOST our keyboard. I said we get left without one. Cyndi: So where did we not lose the keyboard we don't have?Buddy:
  • Mandatory Silence

    from Jan's Funny Farm

    Wednesday October 1st, 2014 at 02:00 AM

    Cameron: After the excitement of the last few days, we have decided to take it easy today.Buddy: Yes, the word food is not allowed to be mentioned.Rusty: "Review" is another off limits word until things calm down.Micah: We didn't intentionally eat the dogs' food. It was an honest mistake.Merci: Actually, it was entirely Jan's fault.Cyndi: We might forgive her. Eventually.
  • Electrical Surgery

    from Jan's Funny Farm

    Tuesday September 30th, 2014 at 02:00 AM

    Sam: Psst, Sam here. I heard a nasty rumor that Jan ate the dog food for our review. Do any of you know anything about that?Marcus: WHAT? Jan wouldn't do that. She doesn't like dog food. Or does she?Buddy: Are you sure she ate it? I heard a whisper that she fed our food to the cats. Why would she do that? They have plenty of food.Merci: I heard it had something to do with
  • Cats Write Dog Food Review

    from Jan's Funny Farm

    Monday September 29th, 2014 at 02:00 AM

    Percy: Hey, what's this? It's something new for breakfast. Rusty: I don't know, but how come you were served first? I'm the biggest. I should go first.Percy: I was the closest to the food table. Rusty: This is pretty good. I think it's the new food we're supposed to taste test.Micah: Yes, it's the Merrick Holiday grain free canned food..Cyndi: Sure is good. I
  • Percy Butts Cyndi

    from Jan's Funny Farm

    Sunday September 28th, 2014 at 02:00 AM

    Cyndi: Nooooo! This is so not fair! It's my week to do a Sunday Selfie and my picture is ruined! Buddy: I don't see a problem. You look beautiful, Cyndi. What's the matter? Cyndi: How can you not notice? That big butt in the picture is not mine. I am dainty and feminine and I don't have stripes. I was photobombed by a butt.Percy: Hey, that's me and I resent being called a bit
  • Black Market Dirt

    from Jan's Funny Farm

    Saturday September 27th, 2014 at 02:00 AM

    Marcus: Hey, I remember this photo. I was a pup and you were teaching me how to dig a proper hole in the dirt, Sam. We look pretty good together in sepia. You'd look a lot better if you were wearing more dirt, though. White is just begging for me to wipe muddy paws on it.Sam: The world does not revolve around dirt, Marcus! I like being clean once in a while. You should try it
  • Cindi Lou and PAWS

    from Jan's Funny Farm

    Friday September 26th, 2014 at 02:00 AM

    Rusty: Where has this week gone? Has time actually learned to fly? Can we clip its wings?Micah: We made it . Just barely and we can hardly keep our eyes open as we type this Thursday night.Cyndi: But we have a last minute interview with the cats from Through Squirrel Eyes- Cindi Lou, Adam, Spooky, Big Boy, Vincent, Marky, Bandit, Georgia and Gloria. Percy: Be sure to stop by
  • Marcus is Thankful

    from Jan's Funny Farm

    Thursday September 25th, 2014 at 02:00 AM

    Marcus: I get to pick what we're thankful for today and I choose a tree. This tree is in our back yard. Cameron: Why would you pick a tree? Is it edible?Marcus: No.Micah: Can you play with it?Marcus: No.Sam: Can you pee on it?Marcus: No. It's outside the dog pen.Buddy: Have you tried?Marcus: No, it's too far away.Merci: Well, I'm surprised you aren't practicing,
popular blog posts
Breed CenterVideo Center