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  • Ask Max Monday: Sorry Isn’t Enough. Nope.

    from Mousebreath!

    Monday October 20th, 2014 at 01:01 AM

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    max i am only too and a half pownds and im trying to bulk up a little. i eet a lot but it all comes out my pooper like a frate trane. I tride adding some fiber by kleening my lardbutt buddeez butt but the man with the short hed furz dont like that. I eet 2 cans of fansy feest evry day and a full bole of kittin kibble. How do I git 2B a burly mancat fizeek, like you?

    It takes a lot of work to get a hot, furry body like mine. You have to be patientIve been working on this for 13 years, and I...

  • Katris Cat Tower: Limitless Play for Cats ‘n’ YOU!

    from Mousebreath!

    Friday October 17th, 2014 at 05:15 PM

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    In the last six months, hubs and I have been drowning immersed in home reno projects. Most recently, we moved living and family room furniture out of storage into our newly carpeted and painted downstairs.

    The leather furniture is immune from cat scratching, something at which Ive always rather marveled. But the dark blue upholstered furniture seems to have Scratch the living crap out of me signs on it, visible only in the feline vision spectrum. And of course, its also a magnetic vortex for...

  • Ask Max Monday: Squeak, Squeak, Squeak

    from Mousebreath!

    Monday October 13th, 2014 at 12:38 PM

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    Sorry Im late getting this online today; we had some computer issues and everything I had already done is stuck on a broken laptop, which meant re-writing and I had to ponder hard and re-organize my thinks before doing that.

    Max, so we asked you before about what we should do when that woman that lives in our house has her oper-way-shun, and you gave good advice. But we just thought of something TERRIFYING. If she has to lay in bed all day, WHO IS GOING TO FEED US? what is the protocol for...

  • Lagerfeld Debuts Cat Line of Handbags + Accessories

    from Mousebreath!

    Sunday October 12th, 2014 at 01:08 AM

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    If youre a cat-hating fashionista, these are hard times for you. First Charlotte Olympia sold a pair of cat-embroidered flats to basically everyone in the fashion industry, then Taylor Swift started toting around her cat, Olivia Benson, on her arm. Now, Karl Lagerfeld has emblazoned a new line of bags, clothes and accessories with a cartoon version of his beloved cat, Choupette, according to Womens Wear Daily.

    It was only a matter of time. Lagerfelds eponymous contemporary line has long taken...

  • Cat Watch 2014 Misses the Mark. Cats are Not Lone Wolves.

    from Mousebreath!

    Tuesday October 7th, 2014 at 03:44 PM

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    Cat Watch 2014 is the second Horizon cat experiment in the U.K.It documents the behavior of cats when they think were not watching. Its a followup to last years experiment, The Secret Life of Cats,that attached GPS trackers and cat cams to 50 cats in a Surrey village, then followed their activity.

    This year, the investigation has been expanded. In Cat Watch 2014 they followed 100 cats in different locations in Sussex over three nights. It included city, coastal village and rural farm areas.

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  • Ask Max Monday:

    from Mousebreath!

    Monday October 6th, 2014 at 01:01 AM

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    Oh. Um. Since I last checked, in came a question.

    So.

    Never mind.

    Deer Max,

    I deesided that maybe that littul freek cat iznt so bad after all and maybe we can form an alliunce together and vote Fat Lard cat off the ilund. But now, Fat Lard wunts to make the littul freek cat his BFF and forj an alliunce aginst ME. Obveeusly, the littul freek cat is not smart enuf to realize how conniving Fat Lard is. How do I help him see the lite?

    From what I can recall of kittenshaving survived one and having...

  • Writers Hemingway and Shakespeare Blog

    from Mousebreath!

    Friday October 3rd, 2014 at 02:00 AM

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    We have enjoyed becoming acquainted with Hemingway and Shakespeare from Two Cats Views. They do, indeed have two views, which makes them interesting to interview. Pull up a cushion and read their story.

    Funny Farmer Felines: Please introduce yourselves and your mom.

    Hemingway: Im the handsome black tuxedo cat and I weigh about 19 pounds. I was born on December 24, 2009 and Mom picked me up from the Humane Society on February 25, 2010. Mom said she saw my picture online and fell in love with...

  • Hip Spectacles. No Testicles. Pawsome Cat Video.

    from Mousebreath!

    Thursday October 2nd, 2014 at 11:44 AM

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    This is one of the best written and produced cat videos Ive seen since forever. If youre trying to get the spay-and-neuter point across, pass this one along.

    LINK TO VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iw1Vrp3ng

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    The...

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