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  • Ask Max Monday: Which Witch White Witch? West Witch!

    from Mousebreath!

    Monday March 2nd, 2015 at 12:01 AM

    Max, you like to lik da graby sawce off da foods? We do. But the hooman gets all bent outta shape when we dont eat da chunks and we just aks fur mor grabies. She run da chunks under da tap, finking she coud foool us. No way! She even aksted da stabby guy to chek owr teefs, wich are OK. Do dey make kans of all grabies wit no chunks (or masht potaters)? Luv, Spider and Gracie

    Oh, I love the gravies. I always slurp that part up first, but I learned a long time ago that if thats all I ate I would...

  • Ms. Stella, Miss Scraps, Miss Jack and Mr. Oliver

    from Mousebreath!

    Friday February 27th, 2015 at 01:00 AM

    Today we interview the bantering cats from Ms. Stella OHouligans blog On A More Personal Note.

    Funny Farmer Felines: Please introduce yourselves and your mom.

    Ms. Stella: I am Ms. Stella. There is also the Ornj Goon Oliver, The Tubbie Tuxie Miss Jack, and Miss Scraps (aka That Scrappy Cat) and That Woman (Stacy Hurt) who is our person of interest.

    Funny Farmer Felines: How did you come to live together?

    Ms. Stella: After That Woman had to let her two sister kitties that came before go to the...

  • Ask Max Monday: Shaving Your Kitty, Part Duh

    from Mousebreath!

    Monday February 23rd, 2015 at 09:50 AM

    MAX! YER LATE AGAIN! WHY IZ YOU LATE?

    Wellright about the time the Woman was all, Oh Max! Its time to get your column online! our Internet connection barfed all over the place and went into a coma, and nothing she did could wake it up. So she read a book instead, and hoped that by morning it would be alive again. And it is. So here I am.

    MAX I HATE YOO, DOOD!!! LAST WEEK U SED SHAVE YER KITTY AND MY LADEY TOOK ME TO THE STABBY PLACE CUZ I GOTS THE ITCHIES AND THEY SHAVED JUST ABOUT EVRYTHING...

  • Japanese Catman Seeks Feline Equality

    from Mousebreath!

    Saturday February 21st, 2015 at 08:35 PM

    Who doesnt love a really great Cat Guy?

    In Kita-Kyushu Japan, Cat Guy Extraordinaire, Masahiko Suga, is not your run-of-the-mill Cat Guy. Hes on a mission to persuade Japanese people to treat our fluffy feline friends with the same respect afforded their canine counterparts.

    He knows that one touch would be all it would take. So he packs up his stroller with his nine VERY floofy cats and takes to the street

    Anyone who wants to can pet and photograph his cats, for some the first step toward...

  • Free Friskies 7: Spin to Win!

    from Mousebreath!

    Thursday February 19th, 2015 at 08:06 PM

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    Im still recovering from my Fat Tuesday muffaletta, and when I saw Friskies 7, I though it was kind of like a muffaletta for cats, but without the olive salad.

    Friskies 7 offers a mix of seven of your cats favorite noms flavors:chicken, beef, turkey, salmon, tuna, shrimp and cheese.See? A feline muffaletta!

    To get your free sample, go to the Friskies 7Lucky Cat Lounge and spin the slot machine. The first spin will get you your free sample, but subsequent lucky spins could win you a trip to...

  • 10 Mardi Gras Cats the Morning After

    from Mousebreath!

    Wednesday February 18th, 2015 at 08:03 PM

    Another raucous Mardi Gras is behind us, and cats across the globe reveled in the excuse to indulge in nip, sparkly beads, lots and lots of stinky goodness, and my oh my oh my, one whopper of a morning after.

    These are their stories.

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    But theres always a holdout:

    He probably eats meat on Fridays, too.

    The post 10 Mardi Gras Cats the Morning After appeared first on Cat Lifestyle: Mousebreath Magazine.

  • Ask Max Monday: Shave Your…Kitty.

    from Mousebreath!

    Monday February 16th, 2015 at 12:06 AM

    Dear Max You gave my sister Emily such good advice that I just had to write to you about a situation that is really worrying me. So, Im a big guy with lots of energy who loves to play, and play, and play. And my sister Emily and brother Fletcher just couldnt keep up!! Em is sort of little and very sedate and Fletch has something wrong with his brain, and has to take medicine that makes him sleep, a lot! So our humans got a new kitten play thing just for me!! And he is awesome!! Hes the...

  • So You Want to Be a Viral Internet Star, Kitteh?

    from Mousebreath!

    Thursday February 12th, 2015 at 01:31 PM

    These have probably been around furever, but I just recently got immersed in cat videos of cats engaged in the jack-in-the-box antics of Itsarugacat bank kittehs:

    Like the iPad, this is a technology readily embraced by any cat with a vid cam handy.

    A few days after binge watching a bunch of theseitsaruga videos, I saw one of these Coin-Stealing-Kitty Coin Banks* and realized I could own one myself. I couldnt get to Amazon fast enough! Im thinking Buckaroo could be the next Grumpy Cat.

    How could...

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