Friday March 7th, 2014 at 01:00 AM
It is an honor to interview Cathy Keisha from the Stunning Keisha blog. She is quite the popular, loveable character. Pull up a cushion and make yourself comfortable as she tells her story.
Funny Farmer Felines: Please introduce yourself and your human family.
Cathy Keisha: Im Cathy Keisha aka Stunning Keisha, the Worlds Most Stunning Cat. My typist human is TW (The Woman), who I happen to know to deathly afraid of me. My Dad person is Pop. Im a Daddys girl and Pop is so wrapped around my...
Monday March 3rd, 2014 at 09:10 AM
If you are irritated by every rub, how will your mirror be polished? Rumi
Chey says: This is why I let the Woman rub my belly and my back and everything else. I know I must be polished.
Ichiro: I love rubs. I had no idea that helped the mirrors around here.You might also like: Meditations with Meezers: Your Own Heart Meditations with Meezers: Understanding Meditations with Meezers: Thought Prisoners Meditations with Meezers: Hope Meditations with Meezers: Light
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Monday March 3rd, 2014 at 12:01 AM
Max, we want to know when the right time is to tell the food lady shes adopted. Spider, my sister from another litter, says she originally adopted the food lady many naps ago when she was between houses. Now she owns the food ladys house, especially the sofa. (She reminds me of that often.) Anyway, pretty soon, the food lady is going to realize shes not our kid (or a cat for that matter). Shes a terrible huntress. We have to catch the mousies and bring them to her. And if we didnt wake her up...
Friday February 28th, 2014 at 01:00 AM
This week we were privileged to interview Elvira, Mistress of the Oh, wait, shes not the Elvira of horror story fame. The Elvira we spoke with was Elvira, Mistress of Felinity, and her young sister Sneakers, from The Opinionated Pussycat blog.
Funny Farmer Felines: Please introduce yourselves and your dad.
Elvira: I am Elvira, a 4 yr. old Tortie. My young protégé is a Tuxie named Sneakers, born last September. She is smart, outspoken and talkative, curious, and playful.
Our human, Daddy...
Tuesday February 25th, 2014 at 10:04 PM
A UK commercial has captured the fancy of Englands citizenry, all because of a cat singing a duet of We Built this City with a girl on a pink bicycle.
Argue all you want that We Built this City is the worst song ever written. You cant escape the fact that Grace Slicks got nuthin on this flat-faced feline:You might also like: Mary Jane the Bicycling Cat is a YouTube Sensation Spacecats! Ask Max Monday: In Which Manner Shalt I Whiz? Wanna Hang Out with Jackson Galaxy? Heres How to do it on Wed...
Monday February 24th, 2014 at 09:15 AM
If light is in your heart, You will find your way home
Chey says: This means that you will always find a way home if you have love and light in your heart.
Ichiro: If Find Chey Friday is any indication, your heart is pretty dark
Chey: Home, in this case is figurative, not literal like Find Chey
Ichiro: You didnt deny having a dark heart.You might also like: Meditations with Meezers: Your Own Heart Meditations with Meezers: Doubt Meditations with Meezers: Finding Myself Meditations with...
Monday February 24th, 2014 at 12:01 AM
Dear Max, The food lady works from home 3 days a week. Youd think this would would be good news. After all, like the food lady sez, Stinky goodness doesnt grow on trees, girls. We were hoping for all-day breffus buffay, more scritches, and more napping on the food ladys legs and boobs. (Yes, you read that right. You need a female human for the best rest.) Anyway, none of these benefits are happening. We get told to go take a nap over there and and stop standing on the kaputer! I fink we make...
Friday February 21st, 2014 at 01:00 AM
Its a pleasure to introduce many of our readers to a new kitty who has only been blogging for a few months, Alice Marie from Alice 101. She leads an interesting life on a farm and helps her mom make nip toys. Thats a job most of us kitties would love to have.
Funny Farmer Felines: Please introduce yourself and your mom.
Alice: Hi! (waves paw) My name is Alice Marie and my human Mum is Rita.
Funny Farmer Felines: How did you come to live with your mom?
Alice: I was borned in a foster home and...
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