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  • Ask Max Moday: Merry Ho Ho Ho!

    from Mousebreath!

    Monday December 22nd, 2014 at 12:01 AM

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    Dear Max, My name is Bella and I think an alien spaceship landed in my neighborhood. I got the Klingons following me but they only do that when I leave the litter box. Mommy is mad at me because I scoot on the floor or ruggy thingy to kill the Klingons, but whats a kitty to do? I dont want them to pull me up into their spaceship, then Id be gone forevers. For weeks I blamed the brown racing stripes on my sister but Mommy caught me in the act. Now Mommy calls me Smelly Belly and says Im a...

  • Happy Holidays 2014

    from Mousebreath!

    Friday December 19th, 2014 at 01:00 AM

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    We want to wish you all a Merry Christmas or a Happy Hanukkah and a Happy New Year. We hope you are all blessed.

    We are purring for those who do not have a home or enjoy regular meals, whether a furry or a human. There are many who are depressed at this time of year, so as you scurry about stripping the tree of ornaments or snitching a piece of ham from the table, give a thought to those who dont have it as well as you do. Consider donating time, funds, food or necessities to a shelter of your...

  • GIVEAWAY: Gorgeous Cat Scarf from Triple T Studios

    from Mousebreath!

    Thursday December 18th, 2014 at 02:36 PM

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    Looking for a last-minute Christmas or Hanukkah gift for your favorite Crazy Cat Lady that wont break the bank? Look no further than a gorgeous chiffon scarf from the Tiniest Tiger. They come in black, taupe, and a lovely shade of dusty pink. (Ive got dibs on the pink one.)

    Right now, theyre on sale for only $8! Thats right, only 8 bucks!

    The scarves aremade of chiffon for a soft and light weight (2 ounces) feel and they measure a generous 70 x 160 cm.

    The scarves arent the only stellar...

  • 5 Stocking Stuffers for Your Favorite Feline

    from Mousebreath!

    Tuesday December 16th, 2014 at 01:52 AM

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    Christmas Mouse Elf Catnip Toys

    I couldnt resist these Holiday Elf Mice Cat Toys. Your cat wont be able to, either.

    Silver Vine Catnip

    What hashish is to marijuana, Silver Vine is to catnip. Its more potent, and will often stir a catnip reaction in cats who previously were impervious to catnip.

    WARNING: Your cat may get the munchies after her Silver Vine session. Which is why you should include the following with it in the stocking:

    Pure Bites Cat Treats

    This is Buckaroos kitty crack. Its how...

  • Ask Max Monday: It’s Cone of Shame Month, It Seems

    from Mousebreath!

    Monday December 15th, 2014 at 12:01 AM

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    Sammy says there is no santa paws. Is this true? Mommy says i was named after his real name St Nicholas because mine gotcha day is right before chrissymouse. If there is no santa paws then mommy is lying and she will get coal in her stocking, and i will probably need a new name.

    Sammy* is a big fat lying doosh and there totally is too a Santa! How do I know? Well, it sure as chit isnt my people who give me an entire ring of real live fresh dead shrimp every Christmas. And it sure as...

  • Obi, Maisy, Cliff, Chloe, Indy, Pixel, Maya and LittleLove Chat

    from Mousebreath!

    Friday December 12th, 2014 at 01:00 AM

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    Today we welcome Obi and his fun feline family from the blog Orange Boy Obi. Its winter here so pull up a blanket and make yourself comfortable.

    Funny Farmer Felines: Please introduce yourselves and your family.

    Obi: I am Oberon Drake Danger Trax. I go by Obi to mah friends. I live wif my biological mommacat and poppacat, Chloe and Indy. We were born feral. Also living wif us are two other kittehs from our feral colony, Pixel and Maya.

    Maisy: Obi and I play Thundering Herd of Elephants up and...

  • NO MORE STALE NIP! Grow Your Own!

    from Mousebreath!

    Thursday December 11th, 2014 at 04:05 PM

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    No matter where you live even if its Colorado, Washington or Oregon stale nip is a problem that plagues cats around the world. The solution? Grow your own! And put this adorable DIY planter on your holiday wish list.

    Cast your own catnip planter using this kit that contains everything you need to create your own heart-shaped planter (other shapes available), and the soil and seeds to plant in it.

    Its so easy, that Banzai even without the use of opposable thumbs was able to snoopervise...

  • Ask Max Monday: The Red Dot Woes

    from Mousebreath!

    Monday December 8th, 2014 at 12:36 PM

    HAY MAX WARE CAN I GET SOME OF THEM CHERNOBUL GERLCATS?

    You have two choices: go to Chernobylthat will require the borrowing of a persons credit card and riding in an airplane for 183 hours, and then I think youll have to steal a car to actually get into Chernobyl because no people live there anymore, just mutant vishus deer and kittiesand find one to bring home.

    Orlook on Amazon. Amazon has everything.

    Dear Max:

    I have a kitty who likes to lick plates after Im done eating. He will wait until Im...

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