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  • Ask Max Monday: The Answer is Always, It Tastes Like Chicken

    from Mousebreath!

    Monday April 21st, 2014 at 01:01 AM

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    Dear Max, I see you are giving out exercise advice now. I like to walk on the treadmill everyday since it is right next to my kitty climbing tree. How can I be sure to keep my perfectly fluffy shape? I dont want to get too lean and mean, cuz chicks dig me just the way I am.

    Be sure to eat a lot of real live fresh dead things. That gives you protein for your muscles. And then make sure you get a lot of crunchy treats, so you have carbs for when youre on the treadmill. And to make sure you keep...

  • The Le Mew Sisters, Lily and Jan

    from Mousebreath!

    Friday April 18th, 2014 at 02:00 AM

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    We have two lovely ladycats with us today from the blog Lily LeMew & Jan too! Lily began posting in February 2012 and Jan joined her just before Christmas of the same year. They dont post as often as wed like to see, but we have enjoyed reading about them since their blog opened.

    Funny Farmer Felines: Please introduce yourselves and your mom and dad.

    Lily: Im an almost 4 year old calico.

    Jan: Im a 2 year old Siamese.

    Lily: We live with our Mommy Christine and our Daddy. Mommy does the...

  • Meditations with Meezers: Dawn

    from Mousebreath!

    Monday April 14th, 2014 at 09:44 AM

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    The breeze at dawn has secrets to tell you. Dont go back to sleep. ~Rumi

    Chey says: This is why I am always awake a dawn. I am listening to the breeze.

    Ichiro: I go running around the house!

    Chey: You really ought to slow down and listen. You might learn secrets.

    Ichiro: Like how to get into the cupboard where Mom keeps the cat food?

    You might also like: Meditations with Meezers: Secrets Meditations with Meezers: Prison Meditations with Meezers: Rubs and Polish Meditations with Meezers: Your...
  • Ask Max Monday: The Devil Is In The Details. And the toilet, too.

    from Mousebreath!

    Monday April 14th, 2014 at 01:01 AM

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    Max, one of my kitties keeps getting outside and then she gets on the roof and hollers her head off for us to come get her. Shes supposed to be an indoor-only kitty, but she pops a window open and sneaks out. We always make sure the windows are locked (and child-locked) but sometimes someone forgets. How do we convince her to stay the frak indoors?

    Put pet-safe screens on the windows so she cant get out if someone forgets to lock them. Or if thats out of the question, baby gates work pretty...

  • The Sisterhood of the Traveling Frowns to Give Grumpy Cat The. Worst. Birthday. EVER!

    from Mousebreath!

    Friday April 11th, 2014 at 02:50 PM

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    The Cat Scouts organization has found an innovative way to help Grumpy Cat celebrate her 2nd birthday (which culminates with a gala pawty in NYC on April 29th). Theyve organized The Sisterhood of the Traveling Frowns. Frowns on a stick will make their way to Cat Scouts around the world, where the scouts will take the frowniest photos ever in an attempt to help Friskies reach their Grumpy Cat million-frown goal.

    Scout Buckaroo thinks Grumpy Cat should learn to turn her frown UPSIDE DOWN. That...

  • Quite Cute Kwee Cats

    from Mousebreath!

    Friday April 11th, 2014 at 02:00 AM

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    We are back with another series of cat blogger interviews. This time we have a feline family of seven: Domino, Duchess, Piewhackits, Oliver, Pungy, Odysseus and Sneaky Pie. We have known them as the Kwee Cats since they began blogging but they recently renamed their blog Kwee Cats & Art.

    Funny Farmer Felines: Please introduce yourselves and your human family.

    Duchess: Hi, Im the oldest, a lady Tabby.

    Domino: Im next, a big Tuxie mancat.

    Oliver: Im Mumsys fluffy black lion.

    Pungy: Im a...

  • Dylan the Orangie Walled up in Home Remodel

    from Mousebreath!

    Thursday April 10th, 2014 at 01:08 PM

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    Dylan the Cat was walled up in his own home during a remodel a remodel that was undertaken while the homeowners were on vacation.

    His parents left Dylan the tubby tabby and his fursib, Owen, home alone while they went on a weeks vacation, during which a new shower was installed.

    Returning home in the wee hours of the morning on March 30th, his parents found Owen waiting for them at the door, but Dylan (who usually bounded to door to greet them) was nowhere to be found.

    Calling out to him during...

  • Farty Feline Finds Furever Home

    from Mousebreath!

    Wednesday April 9th, 2014 at 10:32 PM

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    A shelter cat in upstate New York was returned to the shelter two days after adoption in February. Not for inappropriate peeing or scratching or putting on the bitey, but for excessive flatulence.

    According to intake papers, he farts all the time, and the 2-day owner suggested that the frequency and pungency of Lennys exhaust might make him better suited for life as an outdoor cat.

    Jessica Giehl, the Adoptions Director at the Scottsville, NY shelter said there had been no stinky problem with...