Scenes from a Motel 6 bedspread Discussions

Heres who Im sleeping with:

A fisherman.

A snow skier.

A bear and a dog (not counting Ace).

Some eagles, a pink flamingo and a cactus.

They are all there on the Motel 6 bedspread every Motel 6 bedspread (except at those Motel 6s that have been remodeled, in a motif somewhere between Santa Fe chic and Homeless Shelter stark.)

Because I have stayed at so many it being the only chain consistently cheap and dog friendly the Motel 6 bedspread is now emblazoned, if not on my body, at least on my brain.

I am very, very weary of the Motel 6 bedspread, and I think, it being stuck in my mind like a bad song, it is influencing my dreams: The fisherman meets the snow skier and tells him this bedspread isnt big enough for the both of them. The fishermans dog sits patiently as they argue. Eagles soar...