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  • Dear Sparkle: How Do I Make My Human Pet Me Right?

    from Sparkle the Designer Cat

    on Monday June 17th, 2013 at 07:15 AM

    Dear Sparkle, My human says I am a crazy cat, which is totally unfair because she is the one who is making me crazy! She pets me all wrong. Ill be stretched out on the floor with my tummy up, rolling around, massaging my back and just feeling good and then she comes along and spoils it all by rubbing my tummy! Im actually quite patient with her I stop moving, give her the flat ears and whap my tail on the floor a few times. Youd think she would get a clue, but she keeps rubbing. So I grab her...

  • A Soldier’s Tail: Churchill Sends Dogs to the Army – A Guest Post

    from Sparkle the Designer Cat

    on Monday June 17th, 2013 at 07:10 AM

    by Oliver Fluffybottom

    Note: This guest post from Mr. Fluffybottom is sponsored. This means the company who sponsored it compensated me to publish it. That said, it was quite wittily done, which is why I agreed to it!

    It almost doesnt bear thinking about, but sometimes we cats need to ponder what those dogs are up to. Although were quicker, smarter and if I do say so myself: a whole lot more stylish they still have the size advantage. This is enough to make anyones fur stand on edge, which is...

  • About My Dad

    from Sparkle the Designer Cat

    on Sunday June 16th, 2013 at 07:10 AM

    I am one of the fortunate cats I know who my dad was. His name was GC Tajhara Miles Davis and I wanted to share about him this Fathers Day because we lost him late last year. He died peacefully in his sleep in November and his human, my breeder, misses him lots. My dad was not just some stud cat like any good, small breeder, his human considered him a beloved family member and very special.

    In addition to being a Grand Champion and the father of other champion cats and father of the internets...

  • Photo Hunt: Unknown

    from Sparkle the Designer Cat

    on Saturday June 15th, 2013 at 07:10 AM

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    For several days, Boodie went out of her way to move that pesky Sleeky Lounge XL so she could nap on the wood floor next to it. Yeah, I cant figure out why either. Her reasoning is completely unknown which, by some odd coincidence, is the theme of this weeks Photo Hunt!

    She did not seem to mind sleeping this way at all.

    Binga didnt mind either.

    Remember to nominate me for The Petties, especially my story Humans Are Willfully Destroying Our Bird TV...

  • I Got Carded!

    from Sparkle the Designer Cat

    on Friday June 14th, 2013 at 07:10 AM

    Remember the AmazeCats Next Top Cat competition from a couple of months ago? Now 30 of us are on playing cards, with a percentage of each purchase going to Cocheco Valley Humane Society. This organization was chosen by the Next Top Cat winner, Little Bear.

    Can you guess which card I am? Since Smoky got the Queen of Hearts, there was only one card I could possibly be:

    Thats right! I am the Three of Hearts!

    Find out which other kitties are featured on the rest of the desk, and preorder yours here!...

  • Not My Kitty Birthday

    from Sparkle the Designer Cat

    on Thursday June 13th, 2013 at 07:10 AM

    My human found out from the Catsparella blog that a store not far from us called JapanLA was celebrating its seventh birthday. It looked like about 90% of the things they sold had cats on them, so she had to go.

    It was a mob scene! There was even a huge line to get in and this was a store where humans buy stuff, not a club! And of course my human did not get herself on any list ahead of time or flash her Cat Writers Association card; she just waited in line like a peon. I am surprised she has...

  • Wordless Wednesday: Pissy Cats

    from Sparkle the Designer Cat

    on Wednesday June 12th, 2013 at 07:10 AM

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    * * * Having problems with your human or the other cats in your house? As the internets Dear Abby With Claws, I have answers to many annoying problems in my two award-winning books! Visit my authors page on Amazon to buy one or both of my awesome Dear Sparkle books!
  • Anar-Kitty in the USA

    from Sparkle the Designer Cat

    on Tuesday June 11th, 2013 at 07:10 AM

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    As you can see, Binga got into one of the bags of treats my human brought home from BlogPaws, and she is completely unrepentant about it! So I thought I would devote a song to her. Codys human did a song on his blog, and Katie did one about Waffles. But lets face it, the Beatles are too nice for the likes of Binga! She deserves something more raw and nihilistic. Something like the Sex Pistols! So here you go:

    Anar-Kitty in the USA

    ME-OW, ha-ha-ha!

    I am a trouble cat I am an anarchist Dont know...

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