The Murphy Dogg Blogg
on Monday October 18th, 2010 at 05:32 PM
So, by the end of January Mama pretty much decided that no matter what Dad did, she wasnt taking him back. He said he was gonna see a counselor, said he was gonna take some time for himself, said a bunch of shit that was, well, bullshit.
She got an appraisal on the house and he agreed to take his name off the deed. Sounds simple, right? Not. At. All. Since they werent married there was a bunch of legal crapola theyve had to navigate, but Mama got a super cool old hippie guy lawyer named Jay to...
on Sunday October 17th, 2010 at 07:32 AM
In those first couple weeks lots of great people helped me to take care of Mama. Her friends brought her chocolate and wine, took her out, and shared their own stories of assholes who cheated on them. Family members invited her to spenda weekend at their little house in the woods. Great Aunt June made homemade scrapple for her and her fave strawberry rhubarb pie.
But my most favorite Aunt Sarah was the true hero. She might as well have had a cape on. She was withMama almost 24/7, trying to...
on Friday October 15th, 2010 at 08:03 AM
Okay, so after Mama came back to the house me & my sisters were all like what the hell? She didnt explain much, but did begin to pack up all my dads shit in big black trash bags. Then the two of them had The Conversation.
Not sure how many of you know what The Conversation is, but its loooonngg andLOUD andincludes lots of bad words. Maybe some of your parents had one at some point? You should ask them, it makes a pretty good tale.
There was a bunch of stuff said likeI just dont know what I...
on Tuesday October 12th, 2010 at 05:04 PM
FINALLY, RIGHT? Well, Ive been begging Mama to let me blog again, now that the shit-storm that has been 2010 is slowly settling back down, and finally shes letting me.
There is no way in hell I can sum up every crazy fucking thing thats gone on in my world since January in one post, so I decided Im going to do a series of posts, almost like soap opera episodes. Cause honestly, thats kinda how it felt around here.
Thanks so much for all the great comments and all the support in the past...
on Sunday January 3rd, 2010 at 06:35 AM
Hey everyone, I just wanted to post a short note to let you all know that Ill be taking a short hiatus from blogging. Mama is going through some pretty heavy duty personal shit.
Since I need her to help me blog, I wanted to give her a rest. Plus, I know it would be hard for her to post my stuff and pretend like everything is fine, cause its totally not fine, and shes not good at faking it.
Dont worry, Im taking real good care of her, but it would be cool if you guys could send her some good...
on Wednesday December 30th, 2009 at 05:06 AM
Since Mama likes to dress me up, she thought it would be funny to see what my drag queen name would be.I do not think its very funny. WTF?? Seriously, if I was a drag queen Id have a way cooler name than that!Your Drag Queen Name Is: Agnetha Anus You go girl! Drag Queen Name Generator
Then I decided to try this quiz for Salinger and OF COURSE he got a cool name!Your Drag Queen Name Is: Pussy Galore You go girl! You guys should try it, what would your drag queen names be?
on Monday December 28th, 2009 at 10:36 AM
Whew! We had a jam-packed last few days of holiday shenanigans. Unfortunately, Mama didnt take many pics, but she did get some of the most important part - opening our presents!
Mama and Dad wrap up all our toys and just dump them in a pile in the middle of the floor and let me and my sisters have at it.
Me and Molly were the first to check em out.
This ones mine!
Of course, little Ginger had to pick out the biggest present. She could hardly carry the damn thing!
Ripping off the paper is my...
on Friday December 25th, 2009 at 01:05 AM
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY!
Thats what Mama did to me for this years holiday photo card. Humiliating. My friend Mango refers to it as the Boston Tree Terrier.
Well, even more disturbing is that I let her do this to me, because afterwards I got to licka huge bowl of mashed potatoes. So I kinda feel like a holiday photo whore, selling my body for mashed potatoes.
Anyway, Merry Christmas everybody and I hope you all get lots of great stuff from Santa Paws, in addition to warm snuggles, full bellies,...
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