Dogs are not politicians, but there's a man in California who thinks his dog would do a better job as Illinois governor than Rod Blagojevich. Given all the corruption charges leveled at Blagojevich recently, he might have a point.
Michael Sunday has launched an Internet campaign to have his family's 14-year-old Border Collie, Scuba, replace the embattled governor, who is charged with attempting to sell the Senate seat once occupied by Barack Obama, the President-elect.
Scuba (pictured above) is described on the Web site as mostly deaf, but supposedly that's a good thing -- he certainly wouldn't hear calls to step down from the job if he's accused of any improprieties. That's something Blagojevich seems unable to do.
Campaign promises? Here's what Scuba's family says: "He may sleep through all the staff meetings, but calls from gangsters will go unanswered. Right now you need to trust someone. Who better than a governor who will lie at your feet, lick your face and open screen doors with his nose."
I'll bet Blagojevich can't do those things.
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