The nerve.
A jewelry salesman from Kansas told police in Denver this week that he was robbed at gunpoint outside a Starbucks. The bad guys got away with $300,000 worth of dog jewelry.
Who steals dog jewelry? A thieving Chihuahua? A felonious French Poodle?
Actually, police say they don't really know if a crime occurred. They're taking the salesman, who said he was in town for the Rocky Mountain Cluster Dog Show, at his word.
"We can't just say that it seems kind of far-fetched," Parker, Colo., Police Captain Jim Tsurapas told the Rocky Mountain News. "We're treating it as an armed robbery. We are going to pursue it to see if we can prove it or disprove it."
The salesman said three tubs of jewelry, including bejeweled dog collars, were taken from him. He had stopped to buy a cup of coffee.
I say they should check Paris Hilton's dogs first. If they have guilty looks, put them in a lineup.
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